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Spotlight on... GOLDBALLS!

Post by Douglas Mangum » 01 Apr 2021, 21:29

Welcome to Resurrection Five Month! No foolin'! Thanks to the synergistic bio-technology of five very special mutants, mutant citizens of Krakoa no longer need to fear death. The Krakoan Resurrection Protocols wouldn't be possible without the man with the golden balls, Fabio Medina. Possessing the somewhat silly ability to spontaneously create bouncing balls of golden matter, Goldballs' life changed when it was discovered these balls were actually eggs. Through a combination of mutant science and mutant powers, Fabio's eggs became the keystone for growing new bodies for deceased mutants able to house a Cerebro-backup of their minds, restoring the dead. Go Goldballs!


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Post by WorldWideWade » 02 Apr 2021, 02:18


I thought I recalled a post by Monolith years ago that he was having trouble reconciling that the X-men seriously had a member of the team called Goldballs, but I couldn't find it. If that really happened, it looks like Monolith has finally accepted that Goldballs is an integral part of the X-mythos.
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Post by Monolith » 02 Apr 2021, 02:41

...I still reject Lockheed.
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Post by gardien » 03 Apr 2021, 21:02

Glossary Update:
"He now wants to be called Egg. No one is going to do that."

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